Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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