you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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