Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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