whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
The ass gains better be worth it
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