I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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