my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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