their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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