No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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