think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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