You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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