im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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