We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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