we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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