its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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