I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Found the puke drawer
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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