I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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