So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Randomize
