dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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