He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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