is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
So much rum. So many feels.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
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