You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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