Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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