You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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