I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
