I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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