Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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