Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
