Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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