What a fucking waste of an outfit
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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