Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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