My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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