READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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