I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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