thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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