We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
high people should be assigned attendants
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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