I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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