there was a trapeze. enough said
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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