Tell her she can't have a vagina
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
The feeling are messing with the penis
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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