Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
