id be glad to
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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