i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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