Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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