Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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