Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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