When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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