I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
