yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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