How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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