You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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