he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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